RANDOM SCRIBBLINGS

Great news: Bitches are back!

Being noble and self-denying and altruistic is totally over. Self-involved disco slags with flippy bangs are suddenly all the rage! The caring celeb—that gal who cannot accept an award without professing how “humbled” she is by it—is suddenly déjà vu. The era when even Ginger Spice became a U.N. Goodwill Ambassador appears to have finally come to an end.

Personally, I am delighted to see the return of the overachieving, stop-at-nothing, nakedly ambitious media whore. The holier-than-thou movement was starting to rot the elastic on my sequined headband.

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