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THE NY OBSERVER
Simon Says
1999 to 2007
Simon Doonan has been writing a cheeky, provocative column for the New York Observer since 1999. He has written about everything from celebrity scandals to asshole bleaching. Below you will find a few of his personal favorites.
In this week's New York Observer, Simon Doonan says.....
- red carpet munchers
- why oprah spurned me
- urine
- the winter antiques fair
- the tranny diaries
- the devil wore prada
- telly nelly
- strictly sauvage
- souk it to me
- shoplifting
- pretending to read
- paris hilton
- ode to jews
- little red chavettes
- lard almighty
- joan collins
- i dream of rehab
- handbags = vaginas
- gender confusion
- foppish and superficial
- fashion week freaks
- ettiquette
- decorator bullies
- color me beautiful
- colin farrell
- butt-bleaching
- brigid berlin
- bowels away!
- bobby trendy
- beige
- aunt phyllis
- attack of the concierges
- art fatwa
- tammy faye